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November 21 Yo mummaYo Mama So Ugly she put the Boogie man outta business. she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..." when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals' she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure! minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..." they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies. when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote! Your Mama So Fatwhen she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it! folk exercise by jogging around her! when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time. she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm... Yo Moma So Poorthat your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.they put her photo on food stamps. when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet. she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning. burglars break into her home and leave money. when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out. the building society repossed her cardboard box. she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch. Comments (7)
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